Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish